Three-Year Old Grammarian Extraordinaire…Not Really

First, let me tell you that if there were any such thing as a cute pronunciation contest, my little Rowdy Rebel would win hands-down. He has the cutest pronunciations EVER. A few examples include:
bafroon (bathroom)
kajamas (pajamas)
shpozhbob (Spongebob)
shwawich (sandwich)
I love listening to him express his thoughts–especially when he uses these words.
His grammar is also…adorable. (I know, [...]