Advice on Mummies

We were driving back home from Lake Arrowhead a few weeks ago. Suddenly, the boys started talking about mummies. I have no idea why or how the topic arose…but Rowdy Rebel and Deep Thinker had some serious messages. Here is what they said:
Rowdy Rebel: “Mom, you cannot EVER marry a mummy.”
Me: “Okay. I won’t.”
Rowdy Rebel: [...]