Advice on Mummies
Posted on October 31st, 2009 by admin
We were driving back home from Lake Arrowhead a few weeks ago. Suddenly, the boys started talking about mummies. I have no idea why or how the topic arose…but Rowdy Rebel and Deep Thinker had some serious messages. Here is what they said:
Rowdy Rebel: “Mom, you cannot EVER marry a mummy.”
Me: “Okay. I won’t.”
Rowdy Rebel: “Because they are DEAD. Also, if you could marry a mummy, you should not do it. Because you can’t ever KISS it.”
Deep Thinker: “Yeah.”
Me: “Eeeeeee…That’s true.”
Deep Thinker: “Also, you can’t have children with it.”
In conclusion, I felt this was very sound advice, so I plan on following these tips closely.
Filed under: Kind of Gross, School Tales, Uncategorized
